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10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
1. You’re such an amazing friend, and you mean so much more to me than I let on.
2. Get out of my personal bubble.
3. I’m not in the mood to talk. Piss off. I still love you though.
4. I’m sorry I’m such an asshole. But you’re an asshole for making me apologize in the first place.
5. I. Hate. You. So. Much.
6. I love spending time with you.
8. Oh no, where did number 7 go! xD
9. Seriously, I’m running out of things to say now.
10 blablabla blaba lala bla blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bla.
Nine things about myself:
1. I’m socially retarded.
2. I love to say irrelevant, pointless things.
3. Like this.
4. And this.
5. I am not a giant bowl of noodles.
6. I do not even like giant bowls of noodles.
7. I usually do not urinate into my own mouth.
8. My left hand is named Rosie; my right hand is named Trisha.
9. Cabbage.
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Gotta have a killer sense of humour.
2. Down-to-earth, must be able to take the piss of themselves.
3. Um... Understanding? Patient at times. Intelligent.
4. Be unique. Stand out.
5. Don’t give a shit what other people think.
6. Understand my flaws. Laugh at them, overlook them. Appreciate them.
7. Absolutely no clinginess or desperation or mushy-ness. Freaks the hell out of me.
8. Must be just as psychotic as I am.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. My old friends... all of the places I used to live. My old lives.
2. People’s body language, expression. I read a lot about the people around me, and pretend to not notice how royally fucked up the human race is, and yet how truly beautiful we are at the same time.
3. How people perceive me. I should smile more.
4. Music. Music. Ipod. Music.
5. The dreams that I’ve had over the previous nights.
6. School, procrastination.
7. The cliché: Does my butt look big in this?
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Shower, or wash my face.
2. Change into pj’s.
3. Brush teeth.
4. Change pillow cases (don’t ask).
5. Doodle around on the laptop.
6. Bring the cat into my room.
Five places I want to visit:
1. Antarctica.
2. The moon.
3. I was actually being serious about the moon thing.
4. Alaska.
5. Um... Egypt, when it’s snowing.
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Pajamas.
2. Uh, underwear? (Haha, sure Tegan! Sure.
)3. Skin.
4. Hiding behind a mask of flesh and lips.
Three bands that I listen to often:
1.Story One (the substance of my existence)
2. Linkin Park
3. Ok, he’s not a band, but Adam Lambert is probably my all-time favourite singer.
His vocal range will melt your face off its hinges.
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Live.
2. Not die.
One confession:
1. I shouldn’t have been born human.
oh and i spose jamess is everything your looking forrr hahahha
x
And you bet he is
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If but eyes we did not have, then behold a world far more beautiful... For only the blind know what true beauty looks like.
read my stuff erinnnnn
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{Disjointed Third Eye}
HAVE YOU HEARD?
There's a sex-stalker-guy roaming around perth who stalks his victems and then indecently handles them in public!
AND HE'S STILL OUT THERE!
You know what I have to say to that?
GIRLFRIEND!
AHHAH
I'm so copying and pasting this to Maeve...
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"If by calling me retarded you mean I am permanently disabled then you are right cos I am permanently disabled from being disabled so in turn, that means I am not disabled because my disability is the ability I lack to be disabled." - myself (:
You know what, the next time YOU get raped, I will make sure that I laugh in your face so hard that my kidneys will bleed blood!
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If but eyes we did not have, then behold a world far more beautiful... For only the blind know what true beauty looks like.
I take offence to your horrible misjudgement!
"Next time" I get raped?! WHEN WAS I RAPED AND WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?! ERIN, IS THIS WHY WE HAVE SUCH A CLOSE MIND-CONNECTION?! AW HELL.
And you are right. Dr. Evil is always relevant. And so is Mini Me
Remind me to tell you how I incorperated
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"If by calling me retarded you mean I am permanently disabled then you are right: I am permanently disabled from being disabled, so in turn, I am not disabled because my disability is the ability I lack to be disabled" - made original by me (:
You haven't been raped before? And I, wait.... but you... I thought... THEN WHO DID I FORCE LESBIAN INTERCOURSE WITH ON THE BUS THOSE MANY MOONS AGO?!
Damnit. That's the last time I blindly pick a stranger off the street at random to rape and just make an uninformed assumption that it's you.
And just a memo for you, never ask me to remind you of anything because it is likely my memory is even more dire than yours.
That being said, Tegan, remind me to remind you to tell me how you incorporating relevant dr evil
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If but eyes we did not have, then behold a world far more beautiful... For only the blind know what true beauty looks like.
I dont take the bus. Hahahahahahah
Maybe it was Patrick |:
I'll forget to not remind you to remind me of something ahahaha
I must tell in person! Too hard over dA ^-^
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If by calling me retarded you mean I am permanently disabled then you're right because I am permanently disabled from being disabled, so in turn, I am not disabled because my disability is the ability I lack to be disabled - (c) Tëgan B J (:
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